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搞笑笑话故事:噗呲一下忍不住就笑了

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发表于 2021-2-18 12:55:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1、中午忙的过了饭点,就叫了个外卖。两个多小时还没送到,打电话凶了外.卖小哥一顿,他沉默了一下说:大哥,我是个刚缀学的学生,也是第一天上班,,六块钱配.送费我找了你两个小时,赚钱也太难了,别骂了,我现在想回学校好好读书去了,你的饭菜我现在吃了,投诉我去吧!我……

After I was busy at noon, I ordered a takeaway. It hasn't been delivered for more than two hours, so I called and got out. The seller had a meal, and he was silent for a while and said: Big brother, I am a student who has just dropped out of school, and I went to work on the first day, and it was worth six dollars. I have been looking for you for two hours. It is too difficult to make money. Don't scold me. I want to go back to school and study hard. I have eaten your food now. Let me complain! I……

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2、丈母娘今天说孩子应该头朝北,脚朝南睡。媳妇说你这又是什么迷信?丈母娘说什么叫迷信,这是科学,电视上说的,这样睡不切割磁感线!笑得我一口水喷了出来,然后开始旋转孩子。丈母娘说你在干嘛?我说我在发电。

The mother-in-law said today that the child should face north and sleep with feet south. The wife said what superstition you are? What does the mother-in-law say is superstition? This is science. It is said on TV, so that the magnetic lines are not cut when you sleep! I laughed so much that I squirted out water, and then started spinning the child. Mother-in-law said what are you doing? I said I was generating electricity.

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3、这一天刚好是情人节,下班后买了束花去见女友。我问女友:“想吃啥”?女友:“吃川菜吧!”我坏笑说到:“今天是好日子,我们吃点清淡的吧。”女友娇羞地点了点头。

This day happened to be Valentine's Day, and I bought a bunch of flowers to meet my girlfriend after get off work. I asked my girlfriend: "What do you want to eat?" Girlfriend: "Eat Sichuan food!" I said with a smirk: "Today is a good day, let's eat something light." My girlfriend nodded shyly.

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4、昨晚合租室友说他上火了,我就把我屉子里的黄 连上 清 片给了他。中午跟同事妹子一起在食堂吃饭,正聊的高兴,室友打电话来,我在帮妹子剥鸡蛋壳,就接通打开了扬声器,问他干啥呢,室友大着嗓门说:“哈哈,昨晚谢谢你啊,效果真不错,我屁眼今天不疼了。”玛德感谢你个铲子,劳资成焦点了。

Last night, my roommate shared that he was upset, so I gave him the huanglian shangqing film in my drawer. At noon, I had dinner in the cafeteria with my colleague and sister. I was chatting happily. My roommate called. I was helping my sister to peel the egg shell. So I turned on the speaker and asked him what he was doing. The roommate said in a loud voice: "Haha, yesterday Thank you for the night. The effect is really good. My asshole doesn't hurt anymore today. "Made, thank you for your shovel. Labor and management have become the focus.

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5、小丁喝醉送他回家,萌女孩问他:“你不怕老婆骂你呀?” 小丁回答:“我特别希望我老婆在阳台上骂我!” 萌女孩问:“为什么呀?” 小丁回答:“这样,我就能找到家了”

Xiao Ding was drunk and sent him home. A friend asked him: "Aren't you afraid of your wife scolding you?" Xiao Ding replied, "I especially hope my wife would scold me on the balcony!" The friend asked, "Why?" Xiao Ding replied : "In this way, I can find a home"
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